Friday, December 12, 2008

NO, I WILL NOT BE IN ATTENDANCE - Joseph Goosey

I may or may not be missing

an essential brain component.

I simply could not care less

for the golf tournament taking place

next weekend.

While I do not pray at night

for Tiger's jet to crash,

I wouldn't necessarily

lose my breakfast over it

either.

The traffic that ensues

is unimaginably gruesome.

You're always stopped.

There is always some potbelly in uniform

directed slightly more successful potbellies

into a gravel lot

where I once pretended to be interested

in fireworks.

You just want to get out

of your Camry, walk up to the car

in front of you and say something

about practices in futility.

That, or you just want to get out,

period.

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